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15 Ugliest Cars Ever Built

Automotive News | Justin Anfinson | January 23, 2010 at 1:14 am

You pretty much are left to guess how some of these atrocities made it to the automotive market. What were the designers thinking? Who actually sat at their desk, said this was a good idea and then proceeded to give the stamp of approval? While those answer may not be apparent, we do know for certain that these eyesores should never have even been put in a dealership.

1998 Fiat Multipla – Sorry, but this just looks like a Beluga Whale on wheels.

2001-2005 Pontiac Aztek – Most guys pay to get a lift kit installed on their trucks. This thing comes pre-jacked from the factory in a big way! Not to mention the entire body looks upside down!

Reliant Regal – Underpowered and unstable car. I wonder if the up-taper in the front is for when it leans into the curves?

1976-1989 Aston Martin Lagonda – Wow, who wants an ultra long wagon with 4 foot over hangs front and rear?

2005 Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible – Looks like a handbasket with that giant handle piece behind the front seats. Mopar really hacked this one up worse than OJ ever could have!

Aurora ESV – Talk about an angry face! Yarr, have ya ever been out to sea mate? That nose could shovel more dirt than a front end loader!

1988 Citroen 2CV – The front headlamps and grill make it appear like it’s frowning, similar to the French people who designed it. Also, the umbrella top roof line doesn’t do it much justice either. This thing had 9 horsepower! Not even Michael Schumacher could make this car look cool!

AMC Pacer – AMC cars constantly get picked on like the nerd kid who always got roughed up at school. Rightfully so. This ghastly horror show is no exception – it was just pig ugly.

Chevrolet Vega – It was supposed to be a four seater however you needed the “jaws of life” to get anyone out of the zero leg room back seats. The car would begin to rust right on the showroom floor and I don’t know if those large tires in the back could handle the whopping 70 downhill horsepower. Fuel mileage was only 20 mpg. This is a true example of reverse engineering.

1958-1960 Ford Edsel – Vaginal grill. Need I say more?

1961-1978 Citroen Ami – Looks like the front end is wearing one of those tacky head pieces that actors use to try and look bald in a movie. It also looks like it’s been biffed squarely in the nose.

1970-1971 Marcos Mantis – The side profile had more ups and downs than a ride at Disneyland along with a huge drooping snout.

1994-1998 Ford Scorpio – This car looks like it was in pain. The boggle eyed headlamps didn’t help either.

2006 Spyker D12 – Trout faced monstrosity riding on 24’s.

2005-2008 Subaru B9 Tribeca – Front nose looks like Pumbaa (warthog from Disney’s Lion King) and the rear end looks like a confused teenager.

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1 Comment

  1. Not all of them look so ugly…Infact I liked one of them..

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